... and three of them are completely frozen... and you have no idea where the music is coming from (the worst!)
True self-care isn't buying a bath bomb – it’s deleting the exhausting chores draining your battery. We've got you.
Let’s keep it completely real: you are carrying the entire mental load of your household like a general in the army.
Coordinating sports practices, tracking schedules, managing the chaos of life on the Island, and trying to find five minutes of quiet shouldn't mean sacrificing your entire weekend to a mop bucket and a prayer.
We don't do "clean-ish." At Suds & Spuds, we execute high-velocity, hospitality-grade home resets with military precision.
We roll in with our signature 69-Point Anchor Reset Protocol, annihilate the dirt, hit the hero surfaces, and delete your grimy-ass baseboards...
... while you're doing whatever the f*** you want that doesn't involve a toilet brush.
And everyone leaves totally satisfied. 😉

Strict execution of our signature 69-Point Protocol
High-touch surfaces sanitized & sparkling: light switches, door knobs, remotes, and the things everyone touches but everyone (else) forgets to clean.
Deep detailing of your baseboards, windowsills, doors and door frames.
The Usual Suspects: bathrooms scrubbed to shine, kitchen sparkled, dust bunnies evicted, and glorious barefoot-ready floors.
Crisp Clean Master Sheets: What's better than sliding into clean sheets after a long day? Maybe dirtying them up again... but not much else.
A local Island treat left on the counter, because you survived another week and you earned it.
Executed by a 2-person blitz team so we are in, out, and out of your hair FAST.

Includes absolutely everything in the Anchor Home Reset.
Removing the science experiments from inside your fridge.
And the caked on burnt lasagna from three hockey seasons ago inside your oven.
Inside all cupboards
Full sanity-saving pantry organizing so you can see how many cans of tomato sauce you already have. This alone will save you hundreds of dollars on your next grocery bill.
Window tracks, interior glass, and the light fixtures that are currently holding a graveyard of summer bugs.
A relentless hunt for the dirt hiding in all the nooks and crannies.

Includes absolutely everything in the Anchor Home Reset.
The Mountain Scaled: We tackle that monster pile of laundry (washed, dried & perfectly folded).
General elite housekeeping so the rogue toys, dishes & clutter disappear. No more stepping on those f****** Legos... at least for today.
We do the grocery shopping for you. Hallelujah!
The Ultimate Lunch Prep: We don't just buy the food—we wash, peel, and chop it for the week. Because cooking dinner and packing school lunches is a breeze when the prep work is already done.
Maximum mental bandwidth, total peace, and your time handed back to you on a silver platter.
*Note: available on a recurring weekly or bi-weekly schedule only.
- Cassie
"The energy in the house has shifted completely. It feels peaceful now."
- Mari
I just walked in the door and all I can say is wow! My anxiety levels dropped immediately. Thank you so much! Even my 8 year old can't believe how good it smells!!!”
- Katie
A rigorous, military-grade 69-point checklist. We buff stainless steel to a mirror finish and shine your faucets to "Rihanna level" bright like a diamond. Everyone's left satisfied.
Life comes at you fast. When it red-lines your internal battery, true resilience means giving yourself grace. We handle the physical load to give you more breathing room.
Veterans mentor Rookies. We coach and prep the team for your sanctuary and their big life. We know we may not be their forever home so we build them up to thrive wherever their path takes them.
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