Join Our Motley Crew

To be completely real: most "cleaning jobs" are soul-sucking corporate grinds where you’re treated like a disposable number on a spreadsheet.

Not here.

At Suds & Spuds, we don't hire "employees."

Well technically we do. But really we draft Cleaning Machines for an elite developmental league.

We’re building a high-velocity culture that pays a Leading Island Living Wage because we value the human, not just the hands.

We’re looking for Hustlers, Veterans, and Bestie-Duos who move with military precision and have a "Hawk Eye" for detail.

Whether you want to be a doctor, a carpenter, or an ethical hacker, we want to be the best "launching pad" job you’ve ever had.

And if you love our vibe so much you want to stay and grow with us that's cool too.

Think you have the "Pizzazz" to join this motley crew?

Prove it below.

Dust Bunny Assassin Application Form🐰🪓

Think You're Weird Enough To Hang Here?

Let's find out.

Fill out the gauntlet below. Heads up: the questions start easy, but they do get a little saltier.

— Meredith & Craig
Founders, Suds & Spuds

Section 1: The Basics

The easy stuff.

The Easiest Question: What's your name? *

Obviously. Heads up: the questions do get (slightly) harder from here.

The Second Easiest Question: What's your email? *

So we can contact you. We don't spam. We hate spam.

The Why Would You Call Me Question: What is your phone number? *

We won't call you. We're not insane.

The Mobility Check: Do you have a reliable vehicle? *

Yes

No

The island is a vibe, the bus schedule isn't.

The "Draft" Timing: We’re building a pipeline. If we called you in 4 weeks and said "Let’s Rock," would you be ready?

Hell Yeah - Let's F***in' Go!

I want to rock someday but would need more time

No... I'm not sure why I'm here to be honest

We need to know if you're DTC (down to clean).

The Availability Question: When are you NOT available? *

We respect your 'off-court' time - family stuff, classes and sports are important too. (Example: I cant do Thursday evenings because i have basketball practice).

Section 2: The Vibe Check

Good vibes only.

The "Weird" Satisfaction: What cleaning task is the most weirdly satisfying for you and why? *

e.g. maybe like Rihanna it's buffing faucets until they shine bright like a diamond.

The BFF Question: Do you have a friend you'd like to be hired with?Have them fill this registry out too, and drop their name and contact info below.

We like to hire in pairs because missions are better with a bestie.

The Method to the Madness: We use a 69-Point Signature Protocol. How are you with following a system - are you a system ninja or a willy-nilly winger?

I'm a system ninja

I'm more of a willy-nilly winger.

Ninjas are cool. Be a ninja.

Section 3: The Gauntlet

Only the strong survive.

The Scenario: You’re in the 'Wet Zone' and notice a mouse in a trap in a pantry. What’s the play?

Ignore it.

Clean around it and flag it to your team lead.

Give the mouse a tiny eulogy and keep buffing.

Wet zone = kitchen or bathroom. In this case kitchen for obvious reasons.

The Bunny Hunt: You're in the 'Dry Zone' and notice a bunny in the corner. What's your next move?(Note: All bunnies referenced are of the dust variety. You will never be asked to harm any real bunnies.)

Chase it down like it owes you money

Poke it with a broom and hope it migrates

Dry zone = bedroom, living areas. Basically any room that isn't a bathroom or kitchen.

The Test: What does "Boutique Service" mean to you? *

Test?! I was told there was no test...

Section 4: The Most Valuable Section

What's deeply important to you? Because that becomes deeply important to us.

The Hero's Journey: Who is someone you admire or look up to and why? *

Can be a historical figure, a family member, an athlete, or a fictional superhero. We just want to know who inspires your drive.

The Good Stuff: What is a core value you hold close and why? *

A core value is a foundational belief that guides your life decisions (e.g., integrity, radical honesty, freedom, compassion, or kindness).

The Pizza Question (be honest, you knew it was coming): Would you rather never eat pizza again, or eat only pizza for every meal for the rest of your life? *

Pizza forever. Morning, noon, or night. I'm ready

Long live variety. So long my delicious, cheesy friend

Never again. Frankly, pizza is overrated. (Warning: We will judge this answer slightly).

Honestly, we're not sure why every job application doesn't require this data point.

The Random Question: Would you rather go through the rest of your life with feet for hands or hands for feet and why? *

Seems random. There's a method to the madness. We want to see if you can think on your feet... or hands.

The Snack Question: Sweet or Salty? *

Sweet all day. I operate on pure sugar.

The saltier the better. Sodi-yum yum yum.

Why choose? True beauty is in the "and". Give me that delicious sweet and salty combo.

Are you sweet as pie or salty AF... or a finely balanced masterpiece of both?

Section 5: The Resume

This is where you add your resume.

Resume Upload *

Click to upload

PDF, DOC/DOCX, XLS/CSV, JPG/JPEG, PNG, GIF

The Closing

Look, we’re boutique and we’re obsessed with quality. We don’t take everyone. If you’re just looking for a "disposable" job, this isn't it. But if you’re ready to work hard, earn a living wage, and have a lot of f***ing fun while you figure out your next big move... let's do this thing!

With love,

Meredith & Craig
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